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Ask me anything   Rosie, 20s, happily married, bisexual, curvy geek!
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— 5 hours ago with 282 notes
heyepiphora:

The time has come for the greatest party of the summer. It involves ORGASMS.
I’m giving away 10 of the best vibrator on earth, the LELO Mona 2. This giveaway is also open to everyone on earth!
5 winners will be chosen randomly from this widget, but you can also win by submitting a sob story, creating an artistic representation of Mona, crafting the best tweet about the giveaway, or answering trivia during a Twitter party.
Find out more and enter to win on my blog!

heyepiphora:

The time has come for the greatest party of the summer. It involves ORGASMS.

I’m giving away 10 of the best vibrator on earth, the LELO Mona 2. This giveaway is also open to everyone on earth!

5 winners will be chosen randomly from this widget, but you can also win by submitting a sob story, creating an artistic representation of Mona, crafting the best tweet about the giveaway, or answering trivia during a Twitter party.

Find out more and enter to win on my blog!

— 5 hours ago with 226 notes
(Poly) dating.

Eight months ago, after years of talking about it, my husband and I decided to try being poly. It’s working out very well and I’m finding the concept of balancing multiple relationships comes quite naturally to me (after all, I’ve done it before, but less honestly, sad to say). What I’m finding very new, is in fact dating.

I had boyfriends between the ages of 14 and 16, and was sexually active, but we never went on dates, we would just go to each other’s houses. Then I met Mr G at 17, and we went on two dates before becoming serious and again, I just used to go round his house a lot and in fact within two months I had  moved in. Of course, over the years we’ve been out together many times, but going on dates with your long-term partner is very different to dating, I’m finding.

So now I’m in my late 20s and dating really for the first time. I feel like I’m a teenager again, like I’m picking up where I left off and I’ve been asleep these last twelve years. Maybe that’s why, of the three people I’ve been on dates with since going poly, one is 20 and one 21. Or maybe that’s just a coincidence; the other is 41 after all (and my secret lover, my S, who I cannot date due to our circumstances, is 38). But I kind of feel like I have more in common with people in their early 20s than late. My ADHD and the fact that I still haven’t completed my degree, and only work part-time is a factor there too. As a teenager, I always dated older men and I still have a liking for them. But I’m getting interest from younger people now and I’m more receptive to that than I thought.

I’m enjoying dating. There’s something nice about not rushing things. (Emotionally, I mean. Physically, well, of my three first dates this year, I had sex on two of them!) I like taking the time to get to know people better, and actually talking about things — looking back, my first two boyfriends didn’t have much in common with me at all and we hardly talked about anything except our relationship. I think being poly is making dating fun too, because now I don’t have to worry about where things are going or what things “mean”, all that matters is whether we like each other and whether we enjoy each other’s company now. Far from the angst of my teens, and (truth be told, far from the drama of my secret love with my S, sigh.)

In summary, so far… dating is fun.

(Poly) dating. was originally published on smutkitten

— 1 month ago with 6 notes
STI screening.

A couple of days ago I went to get tested for STIs. As I’m seeing several people, I try to go every couple of months, just to be sensible. I’m using condoms, of course, but you can never be too sensible about these things. Plus I am lucky enough to live in a country with a national health service, so I’ve got no excuse not to go! (My birth control is free too, yay for the NHS.)

This is actually only the second time I’ve been. I should’ve gone as a teenager really, but I was too scared. I didn’t know what to expect when I went for the first time three months ago, but it was actually really quick and simple! I have to answer a few questions about when I last had sex, but they don’t pry or judge at all. Funnily enough, the first time I went I was really embarrassed about telling the doctor I was married, as I had just told him I’d had sex with two different men in a week. I’d told him that quite nonchalantly, but then when it came to saying I had a husband… I suddenly felt self-conscious. But the doctor kindly told me not to be embarrassed and just moved on with the questions!

They take blood to test for HIV and syphilis, and a vaginal swab to check for chlamydia. As I have no symptoms, they let me do my own swab in private. It’ s just like a big cotton bud (or q-tip if you’re American) that you stick up there and swirl about for a few seconds. Easy! (Testing for people with penises is even easier I believe, I think it’s just a urine test!)  The first time I went, I also had a mouth swab, because I had been having oral sex with somebody that I hadn’t had vaginal sex with at that point. The nurse did the mouth swab, which again was just sticking a cotton bud into the back of my mouth, and I gagged but she said that’s a sign of a good sample XD

And that’s it! Two weeks later they sent a text (unless you request to be contacted by other means) and then you know what’s what. I’m pretty confident these results will come back clean like last time, but it feels good when you can be sure! So if you need to go but you’ve been putting it off out of nervousness — it’ll be fine, I promise! Be brave!

STI screening. was originally published on smutkitten

— 1 month ago
TMI Tuesday

1. Do you prefer your lover:

a) fresh from the bath and perfumed?

b) fresh from the bath without perfume?

c) clean but not right from the tub or shower?

d) slightly sweaty (or musky)?

Maybe D, actually. My S smokes and I love the smell on him, especially right after he’s had a cigarette. He’s really self-conscious of the smell though and he often sprays himself liberally with bodyspray to hide it, but I really like that smell too. Especially when you can still smell the cigarettes underneath. I kinda like the smell of fresh musky sweat too.

2. Do you maintain your body for sex with respect to facial hair, body hair, pubic hair, fingernails or toenails?
I shave my legs and underarms, and use hair removal cream to give myself a landing strip. I like having bright fingernails and I try and co-ordinate them with my outfit. I paint my toenails too but nearly always a bright pink.

3. Do you maintain/prepare according to your lover’s preferences?
Not really. Both my lovers say what I do with my body hair is my choice, and are too polite to express a preference even when I sk, heh. I’ve never really asked them about my nails but I think they like it. My husband is always buying me nail polish when he wants to give me a little surprise present.

4. Do you have body adornments such as piercings or tattoos for sexual reasons? Does your lover?
I don’t and neither do my current lovers.

5. Do you choose any cosmetics, lubes, condoms or other sexually relevant items according to how they taste? Do you not use them because of the taste?
Not really. I like strawberry, chocolate and mint flavours but I don’t usually use condoms or lube for oral.

6. Is there a taste or aroma that turns you on or that you can use to turn on your lover?
There’s not really something that turns me on, but for a while we were using a mint scented lube and my husband would get horny every time he smelt mint anywhere, heh.

Bonus: Do you prepare a room for sex–mood music, candles, scent, cleaning it or anything? Tell us about it.
Heh, just cleaning. Not for my husband, only visiting lovers ;)

Questions from here!

TMI Tuesday was originally published on smutkitten

— 2 months ago